Lyrics :May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem hereY'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr.